Serious values

Here’s some of the values
we try to work by:


Openess means we’re upfront about what we do and how we do it. We install and maintain sewage and waste water systems - nothing more, nothing less.

A sense of humour

We’re called Serious, but we treat what we do with a touch of wit. So rather than make excuses and try to disguise what we do, we make a virtue of it. Our whole brand reflects our sense of humour.

Straight talking

We tell it straight - no jargon, gobbledegook or spin. The last thing you want is a load of waffle about the science of waste disposal. We get to the point - there are serious penalties for breaking the law regarding waste disposal but we can help.


We say what we do and we do what we say. Our service must be 100% reliable. When you give us a problem to solve we deliver without fail. You must be confident that once something has been entrusted to us it’ll be taken care of.